[转帖]一个男人坐骑的变化 (爆笑) 不可不回贴噢！

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3岁时特喜欢车，一次玩遥控车，不料······
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大一点后，决定自己骑车，很新奇，连台阶都感下，结果······
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4岁时，终于骑上了摩托，我那个高兴啊
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5岁时，上幼儿园的时候，却坐上这种车·····郁闷
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到7岁了，觉得乌龟车太慢，自己发明了一种火箭车，让我家的狗狗试一下先······
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8岁时，我骑上的宝马牌自行车
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9岁时逛街，看到交警叔叔的坐骑，很羡慕，也想自己有一个······
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在我10岁时，家人带我到挪威森林玩，于是，这种驼了车也成了我的坐骑
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我有个毛病经常超速行驶，MD，被交警罚款，恼火
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11--12岁，由于驾龄够长，且技术好，我先后开了两种车
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结果还跑不过这种车，真想一头把他的屁股撞飞
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13岁时候，青春期到了，结识了很多猪朋狗友经常开上了六人摩托去泡MM
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14——17岁，是我的发明创作期，期间我的主要发明有······

（1）倒立自行车
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（2）温心摩托车
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（3）女士专用摩托——粉红的回忆
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（4）别名——滑动的高跟鞋
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（5）用老牛鼻子照明的汽车
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（6）两款实用型导弹车
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（7）在对女性有了较初步的了解后，发明了几款车型······

——享受型
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（8）美女马型
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（9）幻想型
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18岁了，同众多美女一道赛车，却落在了后面
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于是决定继续驾驶摩托车······
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19岁时，为了继续加强开车技术，天天开船到舟山群岛上苦练
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20岁时，发生了一次以外车祸，幸亏人没事
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于是决定还是骑自行车，却又怕人偷，于是······
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21岁，乘坐泰坦你克号，，几个主角见了上帝，我却没事
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回来之后，决定不坐船了，于是乘坐自己发明的飞机
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22岁参军，一开始的坐骑——威力坦克！！
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再开超时空速度拖拉机
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后来开坦克型战斗汽车
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23岁复员后，参与了换猪格格的演出，陪皇帝出巡
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演出后，有了钱，办了一个个性牌照
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虽然买了车但是找了很久都找不到停车场
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于是只好在自己家建了一个停车场
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24岁时，访问去阿连酋旅游时，导游说要入乡随俗，所以一生第一次坐加长林肯
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回来时汽车抛锚。不得已······
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好不容易上了大路，油又当水喝了，没办法只有这样了
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好不容易可以上路了，但是又一次故障修车时，却不料······
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25岁时，终于拥有了一辆大奔，由于不熟，妈的，出了事······
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有次还居然钻到这车下面去了
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大奔爱出事，就决定开保时捷
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26岁时，参加了基地组织，拉登培养我开战斗机
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我回赠拉等一辆自己发明的新星摩托，他爽极了
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27岁时，本领终于派上用场，干了一件大事，且成为唯一幸存者······
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这是我的威力与杰作
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后来又帮伊拉克运飞毛腿导弹
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运送基地战士，却······
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虽然失败了，但是还是比老对手强
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28岁--一切战事平静后，回家玩碰碰车，无意间看到了······
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29--39找个事情湖口，决定开公交，为避免翻车，就······
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40--41开了一次火车，却操作错误被吊销了执照
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四个轮子的不能开了，只能开她了
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但是三个轮子的也被**没收了，没有办法只能。。。。。。。
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42岁，经过多方面准备，终于办了一个车展，一圆自己终生的梦
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谁知，非常受欢迎，变成了全国巡展，光收门票我都发了！！也不开车了就坐坐这个出门。。。。
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43岁至今，也就开开车购购物······
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