男人不想结婚的理由

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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-bidi-font-family:'mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;;;"><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">男人不想结婚的理由……</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想在看球赛时，被一个妇女人死皮赖脸地强逼着去看《流星花园》；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">2</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想每月都要把刚发的薪水藏一些在办公室的抽屉里；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想在星期天被一个女人押着去她老爸老妈家里，做那些老两口做不下来的粗笨活；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">4</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想因为脚没洗干净，就被一个女人要求重洗，否则请你去客厅睡沙发；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">5</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想上街时刚看了两眼美眉，就被人狠踩一脚；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">6</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想因为随口说了她今天做的菜不好吃，她就</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">天不再煮饭；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">7</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想因为忘记了一个女人的生日，她一周都对你不冷不热；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">8</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想一个人的薪水，被两个人甚至三个人花掉；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">9</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想在星期天睡懒觉时，被一个女人拉起来去百货大楼买打折商品；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想陪一个女人逛了几次商场，自己就破了产；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">12</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想有一个女人，经常神经质地缠着你问：你究竟爱不爱我？</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">13</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想在喝茶时，被打手机查问，你还必须耐心而温柔地向她解释，你现在在某茶楼，而不是**；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">14</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想被一个女人经常打击你的自尊，说你不如张三挣钱多，不如李四会操持家务，不如王五幽默；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">15</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想刚过</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">40</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">岁时，就悄悄吃补肾的东东；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">16</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想在朋友约你出去喝酒时，迫于一个女人的压力，不得不撒谎说你要加班，事实上，只是有一堆衣服要你去洗；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">17</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想因为回家晚了，就被人关在门外，还要对领居说：哎，忘带钥匙了；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">18</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想在一个女人做了一个新发型或穿了一个新衣服时，违心地说：漂亮极了！</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                        </span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-fareast-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;;;">19</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-bidi-font-family:'mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;;;">、不想偶尔潇洒一次，比如买一个名牌打火机或吃了一次海鲜，便有一个女人在你耳边唠</span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-bidi-font-family:'mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;;;"></span> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-bidi-font-family:'mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;;;"></span> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-bidi-font-family:'mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;;;"></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:'mso-bidi-font-family:'mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt;mso-font-kerning:1.0pt;mso-ansi-language:en-us;mso-fareast-language:zh-cn;mso-bidi-language:ar-sa;;;"><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">20</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想有人老是借给你洗衣服的机会，名正言顺地搜你口袋；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        <span lang="EN-US"></span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">21</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想有人老惦记着怎样打开你的抽屉和电子信箱；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        <span lang="EN-US"></span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">22</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想因为在梦里无意中喊出了另一个女人的名字，就有人负气回了娘家，害得你吃了近一周的方便面；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        <span lang="EN-US"></span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">23</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想每次斗嘴后，都是自己先妥协，先认错，即使自己很无辜，但太太永远是正确的；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        <span lang="EN-US"></span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">24</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想有人数落你过年时送给你父母的礼物比给她父母的礼物值钱；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        <span lang="EN-US"></span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">25</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想给自己的母亲找一个打冷战和持久战的对手；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        <span lang="EN-US"></span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">26</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想每次出差回来，总有人用怀疑和不安的眼神审视你；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        <span lang="EN-US"></span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">27</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想因为没涨薪和升职，便被一个女人贬为“窝囊废”；</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        <span lang="EN-US"></span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">28</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想因为没去找和你的孩子打了架的孩子的家长理论，就被人怀疑“你是不是男人？”</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        <span lang="EN-US"></span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">29</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想在上网聊天时，背后总有一双忧郁而警惕的眼睛，或者有人经常把登了网恋悲剧故事的杂志递给你看，并意味深长地说：网络是个陷阱哦！</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                                        <span lang="EN-US"></span></font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><font face="Times New Roman"> </font><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">30</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'mso-hansi-font-family:';">、不想在写类似于上面这样的文字时，被一个女人揪着耳朵斥责：我为你付出了这么多，你还如此不满足。</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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纳达耳

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讲出了结婚男人的心声!</div>[em04][em04][em04][em04][em04][em04][em04][em04][em04][em04]

老蒋

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有乜讲乜@

讲出了结婚男人的心声!

本田发烧友

说得好啊！！！！

天妒英才

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