成人笑话！纯属消遣！

JasOn_sue

顶下``

小丁

<span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">女兒</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;"> : </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">聽說 第一次 很痛</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">, </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">是怎麼個痛法呢</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">? </span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">媽媽</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;"> : </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">想像把一根胡蘿蔔塞到妳鼻孔裡</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">..... </span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">女兒</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;"> : </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">呀</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">...</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">那生小孩呢</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">?</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">聽說更痛</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">? </span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">媽媽</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;"> : </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">想像把一顆西瓜塞在妳鼻孔裡再拉出來</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">..... </span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">女兒</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;"> : ......... @_@ </span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">兒子問老爸：『為什麼做愛時會很舒服啊！』</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">
                                </span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">老爸說：『就像你挖鼻孔一樣，當然舒服了。』</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;"></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">兒子又問：『那為什麼做愛時女的比較舒服呢？ </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;"></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">爸爸說：『因為你挖鼻孔時，舒服的是鼻孔，而不是手指啊！』 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;"></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">兒子再問：『那為什麼女性被強暴時會很難過呢？』 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;"></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">爸爸說：『如果有一天你走在路上，有人過來挖你鼻孔你會舒服嗎？』 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;"></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">兒子又問：『那為什麼月經來時就不能做愛呢</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">? </span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">爸說：『如果你流鼻血，你還會繼續去挖鼻孔嗎？ </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;"></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">兒子繼續問：『為什麼很多男人不喜歡戴**？』 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;"></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">爸說</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">:</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">『你挖鼻孔會帶手套嗎</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">?</span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW;">』</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"></span></span>

PGM辉

[em04]

新用户注册

8错[em06][em06]