苍蝇的笑话

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餐厅苍蝇对厕所苍蝇说：你整天追腥逐臭而我吃香喝辣的，过来吧！                厕所苍蝇对餐厅苍蝇说：吃再好有啥用，光屁股的美女你见过几个？

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">还有一个苍蝇笑话：<span lang="EN-US"></span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">一天苍蝇老公带着苍蝇老婆如常到厕所共进晚餐。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">期间苍蝇老婆问苍蝇老公：我们天天都吃屎，要到什么时候才能不吃屎啊？<span lang="EN-US"></span></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">只见苍蝇老公把脸一沉：以后吃饭的时候不要问这么恶心的问题！！！<span lang="EN-US"></span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">苍蝇老婆委屈地说：哦<span lang="EN-US">.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span>

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