新娘醒来的第一句话

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<font color="#660066">洞房花烛夜，对新娘子来说，都是不能忘记的。过了一夜，将开始新的生活。在这新的一天早晨，世界各地的新娘子，会和她的丈夫说些什么？</font>
<font style="FONT-SIZE: 18px;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong>德国新娘：“汉斯，你睡着了吗？”</strong></font></font>
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<font color="#ffcc33"><strong>法国新娘：“亲爱的，我美吗？”</strong></font>
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<font color="#ffff00"><strong>日本新娘：“真对不起，服侍得不周的地方，还请多多原谅。”</strong></font>
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<font color="#00ff00"><strong>美国新娘：“怎么样？春宵一刻值多少钱？……千金？你说的是美金还是黄金？”</strong></font>
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<font color="#009999"><strong>英国新娘：“你说，我们的孩子，你是要让他念剑桥还是牛津？”</strong></font>
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<strong>意大利新娘：“吉诺！你还活着吗？”</strong></font>
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<strong><font color="#660066">中国新娘：“从此以后，我就是你的人了。”</font></strong>
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新城

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陳零

哪非洲的女人呢??

大耳窿

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密锋

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>陳零</i>在2006-3-8 1:21:00的发言：</b>
哪非洲的女人呢??</div>我希望我们下一代皮肤白一点。。  [em04][em04]

摩天涯

<strong><font color="#0000ff">（意大利新娘：“吉诺！你还活着吗？”）</font></strong>
        <strong><font color="#0000ff">都是意大利得强。。。</font></strong>[em04][em04][em04][em04]