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<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 125%;">1、老公要出差半年， 贤妻收拾行李.完毕，深情地交给老公一包安全套说道：在外面实在忍不住的话记住一定带套，老公听罢激动地说：家里不宽裕还是用她们的吧。　  
　　
　　2、某男看到一则广告：不开刀、不住院、让你的生殖器轻轻松松变大变粗！顿大喜，立即汇款。数日，收到邮包，急切地打开一看！*！原来是一放大镜！ 　　  
　　
　　3、牧师问一对夫妇：如果五分钟后就到世界末日，你们想做什么事？丈夫兴致勃勃地回答：想**。太太白他一眼幽幽地说：那剩下的四分钟干什么？　  
　　
　
　  
　　
　　6、俩屎壳螂讨论福利彩票，甲说:我要中了大奖就把方圆50里的厕所都买下来，每天吃个够！乙说:你丫太俗了！我要是中了大奖就包一活人，每天吃新鲜的！　　  
　　
　　7、洞房花烛夜的早晨，新郎一觉醒来，发现新娘泪流满面。惊讶问:心肝，为啥哭？新娘哭到:以后的日子怎么过？你那玩意儿用了一夜已经缩小到不成样子了！以后咋办呢！　  
　　
　　8、一老头乘公交去高潮村办事。途中问女服务员:高潮到了没？女服务员:还没呢。一会儿他又问:高潮到了没？服务员说:糟老头急什么，高潮到了我会叫的！　  
　　
　　9、老婆打麻将至凌晨回家，为了不扰醒丈夫，她先在客厅里脱光了衣服再进卧室。恰遇丈夫醒来，见了大怒到:太过份了！你竟输的精光？　  
　　
  
　　
　　11、一艾滋病患者在临终前写了一副对联:上联是:为***生，为***死，为***奋斗一辈子;下联为:吃***亏，上***当，最终死在***上.横联:倒***霉。　  
　　
　　12、一**吃饭时点了道爆炒鞭花,夹菜时不慎掉到两腿之间,**大惊:这玩意真厉害!煮熟了剁碎了,它竟还认识路!　  
　　
　　13、一男青年在公交车上看到一美女的衣领开得很低,春光外泄,戏言道‘真是桃花盛开的地方啊’,美女听后,撩起裙子说:‘还有生你养你的地方’!  
　　 　　15、一对男女正在**,女的忽然跳下床,跑进厨房从米缸里抓了一把米,回来撒到男的身上,气哼哼地说:少在这里丢人现眼,回去去把小鸡喂大再来吧!　　  
　　
　　16、公鸡出差一个月,回来后听说鹌鹑没事老来,公鸡怀疑.过两天母鸡生了个鹌鹑蛋,公鸡大怒,母鸡慌忙解释:*,早产啦!　  
　　
　　17、村妇报案说:丢人那!俺昨晚被强*了.**问他那人长啥样?那俺可没看清楚,不过肯定是个新手,因为他半天找不着地方,最后还是俺给他扶进去的.  
　　
　　18、狐狸爱上了兔子,约？去喝啤酒,兔子醉了,狐狸趁机把兔子给强*了,过了几天狐狸又叫兔子去喝酒,兔子说:‘哎!不去了!不去了!,喝完啤酒屁股疼’　  
　　
　　19、少女夜半归家,遭七暴徒,危险时一大妈挺身而出,救走少女自遭轮*,电台采访,大妈言：其实当时啥也没想,只想这点好事可不能全便宜了那小骚娘们儿!　

老蒋

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~浪子~

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~浪子~

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重炮

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